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Old 18th April 2008, 02:55 PM
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Meaningful Definitions
  • Father – A banker provided by nature.
  • Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  • Rumor – News that travels at the speed of sound.
  • Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  • College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  • Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • Etc. – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.
  • Marriage – It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
  • Worry – Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
  • Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
  • Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
  • Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
  • Diplomat – A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  • Optimist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • Pessimist – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of
    the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  • Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
  • Criminal – A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
  • Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • Doctor – A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  • Software Engineer – One who is paid for reading this
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hi
very nice definations
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Old 19th April 2008, 06:51 AM
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Very True and nice ones there.
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Old 19th April 2008, 09:36 AM
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thanks alps.. thanks aparna..
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Very Nice definitions.
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hi all r very good, i enjoyed reading them.
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Hi

Very Nice, Enjoyed them

Thanks
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Old 20th April 2008, 06:40 AM
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thanks shree, vsvrs, meenu.. thanks to all of u and each one of you in a spl way..
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