Meaningful Definitions

Meaningful Definitions

• Father – A banker provided by nature.
• Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
• Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
• Rumor – News that travels at the speed of sound.
• Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
• College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
• Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
• Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
• Etc. – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
• Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
• Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.
• Marriage – It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
• Worry – Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
• Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
• Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
• Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
• Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
• Diplomat – A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
• Optimist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
• Pessimist – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of
  the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
• Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
• Criminal – A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
• Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
• Doctor – A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
• Software Engineer – One who is paid for reading this

hi
very nice definations
aparna

Very True and nice ones there.
Tfs
Alps

thanks alps.. thanks aparna..

Very Nice definitions.

hi all r very good, i enjoyed reading them.

Hi

Very Nice, Enjoyed them

Thanks
Meenu

thanks shree, vsvrs, meenu.. thanks to all of u and each one of you in a spl way..