This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

This is why women should not take men shopping
against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton
insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most
men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most
women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton
received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.

> Dear Mrs. Fenton,


Over the past six months, your husband has been
causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our
video surveillance cameras.

June 15 : Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in people's carts when they weren't
looking.
July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the women's restroom.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her
in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on
it right away."
Aug 4 Went to the Service Desk and tried to put
a bag of M&M's on layaway.
Sept14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a
carpeted area.
Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping
department and told other shoppers he'd invite them
in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.
Sept 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him
he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people
just leave me alone?"
Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera
and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
Nov10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the clerk where the
anti-depressants were.
Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Dec 6: In the auto department, he practiced
his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of
funnels.
Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Decr 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed
"OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least...
Decr 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey!
There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Walmart

Ha Ha that is so funny... nice one t_sireesha