A Loyal Husband

Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and

A glass of water on the side table.

He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in

Perfect order, spotless, clean.So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table,"Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table,eating.

Marty asked, "

Son, what happened last night ?"

His son said, "Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door .

"Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, " Oh, that!Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married! "

hey that was a nice&sweet one!!

hey jayena,
that was a real good one for a change.....i think ladies here should also post abt wonderful husbands...regards sunkan

Hi
That was nice.

Hi Jayana,
That story reminded me of one of Varalotti's story in Ananda Vikatan say abt a month back.
i do not remeber the story title but the story is literally the same except that Varalotti has detailed in his own style of narration.
Let us see what Varalotti has to say for this after reading this.
bye.

Dear Laxmi,
I got a variant of this mail forwarded to me by my friend about two years ago. (It was June 2004) I made it into a story and sent to Vikatan immediately. They accepted it but published it only now.
I just wanted to present a Tamilised version of the story for the Tamil readers.
Laxmi, I appreciate your memory and observation,
varalotti