nice 1 liners

I got this as forward and felt it is nice to share

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

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Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!

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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his
father did !!!

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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel
to the Crocodiles !

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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow & sure!

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Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!
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cooooooooooool one

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All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always say these words...
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la...

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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Superb 1 liners....The 4th liner was the best............