Honourable Men!

Hello Ladies,

This is another fwd mssg....about Men and How honourable they are!????!!!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with beauty queen Mallika Sherawat. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mallika Sherawat, You would have come up with Bipasha Basu. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mallika Sherawat."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

MY my my, don't we all know how HONOURABLE Men are...enjoy !

You have left out the last part of the story. It goes like this:
"The Lord pleased with the farmer's reply raised Bipasha Basu and his own wife from the river and gave them to the farmer, who then lived with his three wives happily ever after."

And in the same forwarded message there was another story which also you have edited. Here it goes
"A lady was walking along the river bank with her husband. Suddenly her husband fell into the river. The lady sat down and wept for a long time. The Lord was about to appear before her.
But when she knew about Lord's appearance she ran away from the place as fast as her legs could carry her.
The Lord of course appeared before her on the way.
"Had you waited there for some more time I would have revived your husband."
"I knew that" said the lady. "That's why I ran like hell. It took more than three months of persuasion on my part to make him walk by the river bank so that I could push him in. I don't have the patience to try that exercise again."
Hearing that the Lord himself jumped into the river and never came up thereafter.
Now you have heard the story of honourable woman too.
ha ha ha
sridhar

...That was not such an honourable joke from the 'honourable' Varalotti:)

(taking the cudgels up for my friend )

from a very honourable Kamla!!

Thanks Kamala for being on my side....

Sridhar, honestly i posted the fwd as it was...and i wonder why you wanted Mallika, Bipasha and your wife also! That guy was smart enough to stop with Mallika...
but well some men cannot be satisfied with what they have got even from God....and i am sure God also did not feel like to burden him ..but ...

Well, the next story could have been true for other ladies.....but not INDUSLADIES ! ....you know that better than us Sridhar.