the salesman !

A door-to- door Vacuum cleaner salesman managed to bully his way into an elderly woman's home.
"This mahine is the best ever!"he exclaimed, while pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge carpet.The woman said she is really worried it may not all come off,so the salesman said , "If this machine doesn't remove the dirt completly ,"I'll lick it off myself."
"Let me get u some Ketchup,"The woman said , turning toward the kitchen.
"That's no problem mam, this mahine can suck up Ketchup in a blink!" the salesman said proudly.
"Oh, It's not to vacuum,it's to help you.... We're not connected to electricity yet!"


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Hi Shikaht,

How r u? Long time no c.

good one...