PERKS ????-Some may not fit the Criteria

HELLO 50+ LADIES THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
DON'T WORRY EVEN I WILL REACH THIS AGE SOON.......HAHAHAHA

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run anywhere.4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex(????)but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room (????).

13. You sing along with elevator music.14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every one you can remember.

......... haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa........
i showed this to my mom.. who has just entered 50,she enjoyed!!
, but we should all accept the truth... When we are into that age then our next generation will try same comments on us... Take for fun...

TO
Your Royal Highness,The Egyptian Queen of the Kingdom of Masti Magic!
Your Highness has singled out all the chinks in the armour of your loyal Senior subjects who are50 +.
We your devoted citizens are in deep trouble we know Your Majesty due to our advancing years !!
However we are grateful to the Powers that Be who have allowed us to carry on this far with our aching joints and weak vision and still weaker grey cells which are hibernating most of the time!
We , the 50+ seniors of your kingdom are unanimously united in one
line of thought...that is
WE ARE BETTER OFF WITH ALL THESE FAILINGS namely
POOR EYESIGHT,ACHING JOINTS, LOSS OF MEMORY blah ..blah..blah...all that your highness accused us of....
GUESS WHY WE ARE BETTER OFF IN THE COMPANY OF THESE MORTAL FAILINGS.

If we were to wake up feeling fit and ready to run a marathon
with no aches and perfect eyesight ..etc,
THEN THAT MEANS WE ARE D-E-A-D !!

Your Majesty will have to build huge PYRAMIDS to stuff us all in them.....that would be quite a Herculean task with no Hercules around either!!

warm regards
Rani Paulina Amma ( 50 ++)

My Dear Rani Paulina Amma
When I was putting this up yesterday if not anyone was sure you will surely write in here, and LOL my God such a long fb with so many things in it..........hahahahahaha
So I wrote the 1st 2 lines it is just a joke................
All this doesn't happen in a days time it is all through the experiences we go through byt the time we reach this golden jubliee,
Sorry Amma. of 50++...........you are such a darling..........

You are right Sunitha
every dog has a day so even we will reach that age one day but we have to take it for fun or life becomes miserable, when we know what is going to happen at 50+ it is good to accept the truth.............isn't it

Originally Posted by senorita

......... haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa........
i showed this to my mom.. who has just entered 50,she enjoyed!!
, but we should all accept the truth... When we are into that age then our next generation will try same comments on us... Take for fun...

Dear Aruna,

We should all accept the truth... When we are into that age then our next generation will try same comments on us...

4 th one is really happened in my house.My FIL has to getup & open the Door

oops.. funny and scary....

But after reading Paulina.. it all seems at ease.. and her energy.... so I guess it will be fun in that age too !!!!!