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Old 26th May 2006, 03:27 PM
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Exclamation Leave Applications/Letters.

  • Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."



  • This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."




  • Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




  • From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."




  • Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"




  • An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."




  • A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"




  • Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."




  • Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."




  • Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."




  • Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".




  • Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."




  • A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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Old 26th May 2006, 04:27 PM
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Default Vidya Arun

Jayana


So Wonderful. I actually bursted out at work reading this. Well i had to answer my neighbours and show them this.

Really good ones. It was a real time break for me...

Love
vidya
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Old 26th May 2006, 05:46 PM
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Default Lol!

Had read this fwd earlier too, but it's an all time fav, so had a hearty laugh this time too!!!!!
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