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8th April 2008, 11:58 PM
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 2 P or not/when 2 P is the Q! "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."       |
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9th April 2008, 12:49 AM
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Re: 2 P or not/when 2 P is the Q!  Very hilarious post moonbeams...... Ranjita.
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22nd April 2008, 05:02 AM
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| Re: 2 P or not/when 2 P is the Q! Hahahahaha good one Moonbeams, We have many 60's here i think we should ask them what say???????????? hahahahaha
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