Great answer from the judge!

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> Great answer from the judge!
>
>
> In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
> preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He
> decided to contact his lawyer about the
> discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
> celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with
> all their holidays, while atheists had no holiday to
> celebrate.
>
>
> The case was brought before a judge. After listening
> to the long, passionate presentation by the lawyer,
> the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case
> dismissed!'
>
>
> The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the
> ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly
> dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
> Easter and many other observances. Jews have
> Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah. Yet my client and
> all other atheists have no such holiday!'
>
>
> The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply
> said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even
> know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists'
> holiday!'
>
>
> The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are
> unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when
> might that holiday be, your Honor?'
>
>
> The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly
> the same date, April 1st! Since our calendar sets
> April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm
> 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is
> no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says
> there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool,
> and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day
> and get out of my courtroom!!