After an international beer conference in London,

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top
brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in
the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him
The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world
worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer,
drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."
He gets it.
Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses were surprised and said, "Hey Vijay, how come
you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"
"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"