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Old 5th April 2008, 09:06 AM
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Default Life ke funde...

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages
with other kidney.


Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Old 5th April 2008, 11:27 PM
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Great Fundas...The BEGUM one was super duper......

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Old 6th April 2008, 01:41 AM
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Haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa........
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Old 6th April 2008, 02:14 AM
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hi
great funddas- Ha ha ha ha ha .
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