Kitchen Queries

What is a balanced diet?
Holding a cookie in each hand.

How do you keep your kitchen clean?
Just eat your meals out.

What do you get when you spell "stressed" backwards?
Desserts, of course !

A cool way to loss calories?
You can have a diet coke with a candy bar, as the diet coke will cut the extra calories in the candy bar.

A sign outside a restaurant window?
"Eat now – Pay waiter"

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
Waiter : Then why, aren’t u laughing !

What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to ‘meat’ you.

What kind of egg does the chicken lay?
A deviled egg.

What happens if you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks !

What did the teacher say to the Hamburger when he missed school?
You have got a lot of things to "ketchup" with.

These queries are great....