My kind of answers for health question.....

> Subject: my kind of answers for health question.....

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> *Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can
> prolong life; is this
> true?
> *
> A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and
> that's it... don't waste
> them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
> Speeding up your heart
> will not make you live longer; that's like saying
> you can extend the life of
> your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
> Take a nap.
>
> * Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits
> and vegetables?
>
> *A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What
> does a cow eat? Hay and
> corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is
> nothing more than an
> efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
> system. Need grain? Eat
> chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
> (green leafy vegetable).
> And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
> recommended daily allowance of
> vegetable products.
>
> * Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?*
>
> A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy
> is distilled wine, that
> means they take the water out of the fruity bit so
> you get even more of the
> goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
> Bottoms up!
>
>
> * Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?*
>
> A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your
> ratio is one to one. If
> you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
>
> *
> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating
> in a regular exercise
> program?*
>
> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My
> philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
>
>
> * Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?*
>
> A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried
> these days in vegetable
> oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could
> getting more vegetables be
> bad for you?
>
>
> * Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a
> little soft around the
> middle?*
>
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it
> gets bigger!!!!!!. You
> should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger
> stomach.
>
> *
> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?*
>
> A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another
> vegetable!!! It's the best
> feel-good food around!
>
> *
> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?*
>
> A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain
> whales to me.
>
>
>
> * Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
> *
>
> A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
>
>
> *Well, I hope this has cleared up any
> misconceptions you may have had about
> food and diets.
>
> And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the
> grave with the intention
> of arriving safely in an attractive and well
> preserved body, but rather to
> skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -
> chocolate in the other - body
> thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
> 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' *

Hahahhahha,good one sai,thanx for sharing,
if v follow the advice,defl'y v'll go up soon