My interpretation of some proverbs

These are my own,original interpretations , Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the call centre executive lose his job?

Coz, he decided to "Talk less,work more"



Why was the poor farmer frustrated ?

Coz, he would "Make hay while the sun shone" and his cow would eat It all up when the sun went down.



Why did the brave soldier lose the battle?

Coz, he believed "A pen is mightier than a sword"



Why did the fencing champion sign out of the champioship?

Coz, he decided " Discretion is a better part of valour".


Why was the insurance agent confused?

Coz, he read somewhere that "Honesty is the best policy" but he couln't find any by that name to sell.


Why did the doctor tickle all his patients?

Coz, "Laughter is the best medicine" he believed.

hahahhaha,good one meera.

dear meera,
good one...............enjoyed .