How To Identify Different Cities Of India

"HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA
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> Scenario 1
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
> then a fourth and they start arguing about who's
> right. You are in Kolkata
>
> Scenario 2
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
> sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy
> place dude...
>
> Scenario 3
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
> tries to make peace... The first two get together &
> beat him up. That's Delhi
>
> Scenario 4
> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A
> guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
> That's Ahmedabad .
>
> Scenario 5
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he
> Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the
> fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
> That's Bangalore .
>
> Scenario 6
> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A
> Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't
> Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's
> Chennai.
> Scenario 7
> Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out
> and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys
> are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
>
> Scenario 8
> Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a
> carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and
> abusing each other and all go home as friends. You
> are in Goa .
>
> Scenario 9
> Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve
> their fight with the help of others passing over
> their.
> You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).
> And the best one is here.....................
>
> Scenario 10
> Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby
> house. And says" aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka,
> dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my
> place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)".
> That's Pune for sure!!!
> Cheers for Pune...!

Thats sweet !