medical blunders!

Medical Record Blunders

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The skin was moist and dry.
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Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)
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The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
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Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
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The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
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Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
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Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
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Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. (Excuse me, what are you doing with that pen light?)
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She is numb from her toes down.
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Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. (Anatomy review time!)
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While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
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The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. (An empowered patient.)
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The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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Nice one

Hasa

Wow, does this really happen ? !