Crazy Men

From Reminiscences ............

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were traveling in
train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Now
please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"

First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started,"
Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep aside it."

Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose. Smell
it, smell it; when you fed up. throw it".

Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a cassette. Listen it, listen
it; when you fed up, reverse it".

One More:

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from??