Tax Structures In India Observe The Last Line Lol

> > Interesting !!!
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> > 1) Qus. : What are you doing?
> > Ans. : Business.
> > Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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> > 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
> > Ans. : Selling the Goods.
> > Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
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> > 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
> > Ans. : From other State/Abroad
> > Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
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> > 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
> > Ans. : Profit.
> > Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
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> > 5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
> > Ans : By way of dividend
> > Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
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> > 6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
> > Ans. : Factory.
> > Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
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> > 7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
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> > Qus. : Do you have Staff?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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> > 9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
> > Ans : No
> > Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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> > 10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
> > Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
> > Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
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> > 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
> > Ans. : Hotel
> > Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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> > 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
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> > 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
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> > 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
> > Ans. : Gift on birthday.
> > Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
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> > 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
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> > 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
> > Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
> > Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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> > 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
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> > 1 Qus.: How you Travel?
> > Ans. : Bus
> > Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
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> > 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
> > CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
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> > 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
> > Ans. : Yes
> > Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
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> > 21) INDIAN :: Can I die now??
> > Ans :: No, wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
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Sad but true...

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