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Old 12th February 2008, 04:21 AM
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Question:
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



















Answer:

Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.



another deadly answer....scroll down



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You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette





If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.

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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down








Start praising one cigarette,
The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"



Searching for me....????


I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!
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Old 12th February 2008, 04:37 AM
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Really Iam looking for both of you.
Ultimate one though, Aruna
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Old 12th February 2008, 05:51 AM
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enjoyed it.............
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I want to kick u now......How can i do that???
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Old 12th February 2008, 06:11 AM
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Oye you couldn't understand so u want to kick...............
my dear actually if u read some things in hindi it is good................


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I want to kick u now......How can i do that???
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hello aruna

and to think there are so many ways
to smoke
without fire.
the world is thinking
of quitting smoke
(i dont believe it..!)
and you give us ideas...!!
good one esp the last

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Thanks for the tips...on how do v light cigg....Super great ideas...Should nominate u for awards......hope the other person won't mind....
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Old 13th February 2008, 03:32 AM
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Hi Moonbeams
Thanks for nominating me.................will not tell the other person about it will take the award for myselfif i win..............


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Thanks for the tips...on how do v light cigg....Super great ideas...Should nominate u for awards......hope the other person won't mind....
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enjoyed a lot.

keep posting aruna.
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