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Old 8th February 2008, 10:13 AM
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Talking Enjoy Ur Weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift

with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift

nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai

CHOLESTROL FREE!!"




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Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers

took some sandwiches out of their pockets and

started to eat them. "You can't eat your own

sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So

the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their

sandwiches.


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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a

party he introduced his family to his friends

saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee

...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti

hai...!!!"
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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?



A. Moti-vating..!!!
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be

painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter

painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"

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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE

......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati

hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati

hai
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Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood

group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25

saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab

today.......



Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are

still.....digging for more.


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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.

desk: so you are coming for this post.

sardar ji: yes sir.

desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?

sardarji: o ji its very simple.
TORRRRRRRRRRR..........

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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again.
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While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."
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Old 8th February 2008, 12:34 PM
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Superb...Bravo....Excellent jokes....really really enjoyed all of them...thanks....
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Especially the Interview.
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Good laugh!!!!The phd one was the best I thought!!!!
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thank u all
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