60 Yrs Of Marriage Secret And A Prayer To Make U Laugh..hahah

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about
everything. They had kept no secrets from each other
except that the li ttle old woman had a shoe
box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her
husband never to open or ask her about.




For all of these years, he had never thought about the
box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and
the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoe box and t ook it to his wife's
bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted
dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be
married," she
said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy
marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever
got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet
a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back
tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry
with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost
burst with
happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what
about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"




"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling
the dolls."


A Prayer........

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to
crochet.

hahahhaha

Originally Posted by vivbass

hahahhaha

dear viv i always see u in my forwards of jokes but not in other sections u love only jokes??/ sunkan

Even I don't know how to crochet,but I will learn this prayer....Enjoyed it very much....Keep sharing lovely n unique messages...jokes... write ups...I enjoy reading n get to learn a lot from it...Again a big thanks from my heart...

The last two lines made me ask this question--Is this called the 'women power'?

Nice one, sunkan!

Originally Posted by Sriniketan

The last two lines made me ask this question--Is this called the 'women power'?

Nice one, sunkan!

yes very much, the last line is our enduring with all their tantrums, diverting into a different source to avoid the unpleasantness of confrontations..sunkan

Originally Posted by Moonbeams

Even I don't know how to crochet,but I will learn this prayer....Enjoyed it very much....Keep sharing lovely n unique messages...jokes... write ups...I enjoy reading n get to learn a lot from it...Again a big thanks from my heart...

if you don't know crochet take something equally absorbing it helps any day, i know it is easier said than done, but something we all need to work at to avoid the tussle at home..sunkan

nice one

Thanks for sharing with us

Very Nice One!!!
Revathy.