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Old 5th February 2008, 10:46 PM
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Default Wife Defines By Some Wonderful Persons

DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [/font]





After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/font]


Socrates[/font]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher




Anonymous[/font]
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. [/font]







The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? [/font]





I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. [/font]





Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/font]



Sam Kinison [/font]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [/font]






I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [/font]






Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/font]
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/font]
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. [/font]





]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... [/font]





You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. [/font]






My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. [/font]


Rodney Dangerfield [/font]

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [/font]






[Anonymous [/font]]
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." [/font]






First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" [/font]
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/font]










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