Little Johnny & his wits

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here, I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Jay said, "Abraham Lincoln".
TThe teacher said, "That's right Jay. You can go". Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Carol said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Carol. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these women would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"

Hahaha it was a nice one
adding one more to this

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show
us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted

That was superb Aruna...keep posting n sharing..

Hi,

Good ones yaar.....


Veda