sardarji strikes again

Sardar start raising his bat on 35 runs. Sachin ask him its not a 50 or 100 ?
Sardar replies : ONLY A GRADUATE CAN UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF SCORING 35 !
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Interviewer : Explain digestive system in one line.
Sardar: Its starts with right hand and ends with left hand.
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Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
Sardar : If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.
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CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS Anthem.
"Fight fight never surrender.
After May there is November ..
Where there is a will there is a way .......
After November there is may.

Ha ha ha ha...

How's this.............

Why did Hollywood actress Brooke Shields not marry James Bond?

B'coz she did not want to be called Brooke Bond....

AWESOME...frm both of uu..

Hahahahha good ones
Lara lara and Brooke bond were cool

Sardarji is attending an interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Sardarji : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Sardarji : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Sardarji : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Sardarji : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Sardarji : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Sardarji : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Sardarji : You Appoint me
Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, he did not get that job. And another interview.
Interviewer: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Sardarji: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Interviewer: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: two days before his funeral.
Interviewer: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardarji: All are born on Government Holidays.
Interviewer: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardarj: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your daughter.


Sardaji bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book and said:
"My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310; Now it is 6610!"

Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. She rejected him. Why?
Because he writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE U SISTER

sumitha the last one is great ya I LOVE U SISTER

Thanx sumitha for sharing ,


The interview was super....

.......I loved --------the mosquito can't mosquito...

Hi Sumitha ma'am n Saras ma'am

Had a hearty laugh! Enjoyed the answer to the ques wen did George Washington die..

wow...Just excellent...keep sharing

Hi,

All were real good ones.... Enjoyed....

Veda