English Teacher:
Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:'(
My-Crow-Soft !
A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as ' Heaven