After Marriage

After Marriage

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.

A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.

A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?

To tell each other affectionately. ... Sweetheart U R Dead!

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Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Kallakkals. keep em coming