Sweet N Sour

• Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
  Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
  hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!
• Pather ki deewaar na tori
  pyar bhara dil tor dia
  ek rupee ki khatir
  tumne SMS karna chor dia
• 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
  intzar hy.
  2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
  varna chautha tayyar hai.
• One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
  you or my life?
  I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life
• Want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
• teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
  
• Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,
  Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.

• Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
  sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
  kisi aur kay sath.

Eventhough I couldn't understand that hindi part of the joke, I liked the 'liver and kidney' part very much, Reenae!