10 most stupid questions!!!

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. In a Film Theatre: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...sometimes I even sell Palli-Bataani

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-Nooo, not at all,How can it hurt me... I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why did God take away only him, of all the people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's my Aunt(his mother) who fascinates me.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.....

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed...But I will surely tell U after U remove all my Teeth.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle ....it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Dear Prathi,
Silly questions do merit stupid answers. And stupid questions merit this kind of answers. Sharp retorts.
Let me add one more. When I was in college, I and my friend were in a bus stop. One of our common friends who passed by asked a brilliant question.
"Guys, are you waiting for the bus?"
My friend answered.
"Not at all. They said the Madras train is today going by the road as the rails are under repair. We are just here to see off some of our friends."
ha ha ha
sridhar

Male: “Are’nt you ashamed of yourself wearing such few clothes?”

Female: “Don’t be silly. If I were ashamed of myself, I’d wear more .”


Anonymous.

your 10 most stupid questions was reallyy hilarious.My husband and me had a hearty laugh. It was very destressing ,

Regards,
Devika