Ultimate Satisfaction

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a
very delicate matter.


After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

She replied, "Darling, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek".

Love & regards,
Chithra.

Dear Chitra,
Really Cheeky .....the wife must have answered with a tongue in Cheek...and i am wondering at the reaction from her hubby?! Really the ultimate satisfaction----ha haha---

Enjoyed it a lot...

That was a very 'cheeky' reply from his wife. I presume that the wife broke the vow and told her mil about the source of the skin. That way her revenge will be complete. ha ha ha....

anonymous

I met a few of my friends in the Club this evening. As they were exchanging a lot of jokes, some vegetarian and some non-vegetarian, when it was my turn, I told this ultimate satisfaction joke. My God! What laughter was there! Some were literally rolling in laughter.
Many of them were interested to know the source of this joke. Well, I didn't want them to go green with envy, which they would have done, had I told them that I got this joke from an all-ladies forum! Ha ha...
varalotti

Then they may all end up joining, following your footsteps - nomore will we be able to paint the town red in our own way !!!

Love & regards,
Chithra.

Come on Chitra...you are not that naive really, are you?! Do you think our Sridhara will give up his lone position in this Alli rajyam that easily??;)

That was a 'double cheeky' joke btw..ha ha ha.

Originally Posted by chitvish

Then they may all end up joining, following your footsteps - nomore will we be able to paint the town red in our own way !!!

Love & regards,
Chithra.

Dear Chitra,

that was ultimate in lot of ways -
the ultimate satisfaction -
the ultimate mail -
the ultimate you -

BTW, I thought this would be from another ANONYMOUS but was shocked to see our chitvish.

I think thats really the ultimate satisfaction anyone can find.

shared the joke with my hubby and we had a hearty laugh..
good one.. & would like to see more of you everywhere.

Who would like to give up " Ega bhoga urimai" ( one & only) in our alli rajyam - not our dear Varalotti, for sure !!!!
Love & regards,
Chithra.

Just Butting in as usual.....come on gals...cool down, if you go on about our INDUSLAD , this way he is going to live us high and dry ..then ma'am Chitra , whose stories will u REVIEW and what will we poor book worms do?

And i too noticed Chitra is not Anonymous anymore....well that's the spirit....come out and live it up..after all we are One family here isn't it?
HA HA HA HA!

Dear Sudha,
thanks for those nice words. But don't worry. I am enjoying the banter from these naughty ladies.
See, as I grew up, I did not have much of female company. I studied in a boys school, in an all-males college and finally landed in a profession (CA) which at that time was a male fort.
In my professional work I never had much of female colleagues.
My wife use to mock me, 'Even the train compartment you travel seem to be an all-male one.'
Having suffered that much I am now bathing in the affection of so many ladies, my sisters, mothers, daughters, aunts, cousins..... the list is endless.
I deem it a rare privilege and I am enjoying the company! (of course don't tell this to my wife.)
You can expect more such jokes from me in the future.
regards,
sridhar