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Old 10th January 2008, 08:49 AM
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Default Do you have the prescription..........

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some
cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in
jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT
have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't
tell me you had a prescription".
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Old 11th January 2008, 04:30 AM
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Default Re: Do you have the prescription..........

hahhahahha had hearty laugh
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Old 12th January 2008, 03:01 AM
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Default Re: Do you have the prescription..........

Hi,

That was a real good one.....
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