GCC Cow system

DUBAI SYSTEM:

You have two cows.
You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines.
You create a Cow City for them.
You sell their milk before the cows have even been milked, to all
sorts
of investors who hope to sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit
in two weeks time.
You bring Tiger Woods to milk the Cows to attract attention.

QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows.
They've been sitting there for decades and no one realizes that cows
can produce milk.
You see what Dubai is doing;
You go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows in the
shortest
time possible.
Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.

BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows.
Someone steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit.
The government tells you there is just one cow and not enough milk for
the people.
The people riot and scream.
The Parliament, after thinking for 11 months, decides to employ ten
Bahrainis to milk the cow at the same time to cut back on unemployment.

KUWAIT SYSTEM:
They do not have cows.
Milk is imported since no local would milk a Cow.

SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples the government decides to ban
all cows in public.
The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of the
curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other.

OMAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows.
After a huge public speech, you declare cow milking as a landmark
initiative and appoint a new government body in charge of cow milking.
You first spend a year doing nothing, then you spend 1 year on
planning
to milk them properly and safely, another one year to get the proper
ministry approvals to milk them.
By the time you actually get around to milking the cows, the cows are
dead.

Cheers, Sumitha