Funny Hindi Shayari's

If the below give a bit of happiness in your busy schedule, the very purpose
of this anecdotes is achieved.

Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!


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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!



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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, puncture!!!


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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!



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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
ko...................



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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!


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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!


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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!


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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...


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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe
jannat
mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!



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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
Zukham Tha !



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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!




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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!


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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!


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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!


Cheers,
Daffodil

Ha ha Daffodil.....

Kya baat hai....

Here's some more....

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....


Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye

bye

Hi Saraswathi,

We meet here too...

Good addition to the shayari's

Just wondering" Are we birds of the same feather"

I too guess the same....

We two keep chasing each other...

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Hi Daffodil & Saraswati,

The shayari's were really funny . I couldnt stop laughing.

Thanks for giving me Heartier laugh .

keep posting

bye

Here are few more...

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha
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Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi ...................................

Unki Galli ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Galli ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili.................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!! ----------------------------------------

Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana... Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...

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Hi Saraswathi and Daffodil
Wow lovely shayari's ya great.
Enjoyed so much this was a great feast for the new year.
My son and myself just can't stop laughing
for sharing

Thanx Aruna for enjoying this...

It was nice of Daffodil to have started it.....I m now hooked to shayaris...

Bye

Hi...Add mine too...

Hawa ko khushboo mubarak.......Fiza ko mausam mubarak.....Dil ko pyaar mubarak.....Aur aap sub ko NAYA SAAL MUBARAK.....




Hum bhi SMART hain, aap bhi SMART ho,
Hum bhi GOODLOOKING hain, aap bhi GOODLOOKING ho,
Bus ek zara sa farkh hai,
Hum dil k saaf hain, aur aap DIMAGH ke saaf ho...



Phoolon main gulaab accha lagta hai,
Neend main khwaab accha lagta hai,
AAp bhaley hamain koi jawaab na bhejo,
Hamain aap ki KANJOOSI ka yeh andaaz bhi acha lagta hai.....


Pyaari si soorat,
Masoom sa chehra,
Bahut sari mohabbat,
Sabse alag sabse judaa,

THANX....
Aap ne mere barey main itna padha...


Teri soorat pe yeh dil haaroon,
Teri zaroorat pr yeh jaan vaaroon,
JIS din tera pyara bhara mail ya SMS na aaye,
JEE chahey tujhey 2 THAPPAD kheench ke maroon..

Some More...

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out...who who who

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)