A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in
killing it and in saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over
and says: "You are a HERO, tomorrow you can read it in all the
Newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say
in the Newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little
girl'" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then? "
The man says: - "I am a ****stani!"
The next day the newspapers say:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
**** No offence intended**** lol
Cheers,
Daffodil