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Old 2nd December 2007, 11:54 PM
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Default Another amusing story!!

> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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> > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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> > Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
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> > God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
> > live."
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> > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
> > have
> > a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She
> > even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
> > teeth!
> > Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> > well make the most of it.
> > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
> > While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
> > ambulance.
> > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said
> > I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> > ambulance?"
> > (You'll love this)
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> >> - God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

Cheers,
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Old 3rd December 2007, 06:50 AM
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Default Re: Another amusing story!!

Hahahahaha good one
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Default Re: Another amusing story!!

enjoyed it........
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hahaha........
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ha ha ha

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good one

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