4 Old Ladies........

FOUR OLD LADIES

4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.

The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."

The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."

"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."

The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"

Hi Arunarc,

Thats another brilliant one from you.

Simply funny......

Cheers,
Daffodil

Ladies n Gossip.....works like ghee on fire...but ....Men do that too..............Gossip...It was a good one ...keep sharing...

Men Gossip more then ladies dear........

Originally Posted by Moonbeams

Ladies n Gossip.....works like ghee on fire...but ....Men do that too..............Gossip...It was a good one ...keep sharing...

Ha Ha Ha
Moral of the story - Never revels ur secrets to even closest friends if they r females.

nice one, Aruna---keep posting!

sriniketan