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Old 26th November 2007, 05:24 AM
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Default 65 Year Old Mother & New Baby

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother sternly.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??"

"BECAUSE... I forgot where I put him!"
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Old 26th November 2007, 05:55 AM
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What a mother ya................
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oh my god,
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Hi ! Reenae,

Enjoyed it immensely.

Now we know the meaning of the word SENILE !

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oh, Good one.

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Oh..so she could hear...what if she had become hard of hearing.......
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