Turkey.........

Q: Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
A: He was already stuffed!

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
A:Breakfast or lunch!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him

Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The tur-key