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Old 22nd November 2007, 04:33 AM
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Default Will you marry again?

Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared?
Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there.
Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared?
Santa: Well, it`s a comfortable bed...
Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes?
Santa: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice.
Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Santa: No way, Preeto is left handed....Oh shit!
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Old 22nd November 2007, 05:18 AM
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hahahahahaha good one
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Old 22nd November 2007, 09:57 PM
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good joke,
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Old 22nd November 2007, 10:41 PM
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very good one..sunkan
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Old 22nd November 2007, 11:51 PM
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good one.
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