Read & Enjoy

If BillGates was born in Chennai, our Windows 2000 will be Jannal 2000 . The menu items will be as follows:

Read&enjoy

Save	:	veaichukoo
Save As	:	aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo
Save All	:	allaathaium veaichikoo
Help	:	odhavu
Find	:	paru
Find Again	:	inoru dhaba paru
Move	:	appla po
Mail	:	postu
Mailer	:	posttuman
Zoom	:	persaa kaattu
Zoom Out	:	velilavanthu persaa kaattu
Open	:	theraa naina
Close	:	pothiko
New	:	pucchu
Old	:	palsu
Replace	:	itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu
Run	:	odu naina
Execute	:	kollu
Print	:	poster podu
Print Preview	:	paathu poster podu
Cut	:	vettu - kuthu
Copy	:	E-adichan kaapi
Paste	:	ottu
Paste Special	:	nalla echcha thottu ottu (too good!!!)
Delete	:	keechidu
Virus	:	mamiya kodumai
View	:	look-vudu
Tools	:	spannaru
Toolbar	:	spanner setu
Spreadsheet	:	perisheetu
Database	:	dappaa
Exit	:	odra dei
Compress	:	amuki-podu
Mouse	:	eli
Click	:	potu sathu
Double Click	:	rendu dhabaa potu sathu
Scrollbar	:	inge angae alathadi
Pay Pre View	:	dhudukku bayascoppu
Next	:	appaala
Previous	:	munaangati
Trash Bin	:	koovam aaru
Solitaire	:	mangaatha
Drag & Hold	:	nallaa isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item?	:	maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item?	:	maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item?	:	maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore	:	ishtam illati uttudu
Yes, No, Cancel	:	ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault	:	gaali
Access denied	:	kai veche keesiduven
Unrecoverable error	:	bada bejarpa
Operation illegal	:	bemani... savu grakki.. kasmalam

ha ha ha
good one