Telephone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
family meeting...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the
phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones
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Prospective Employer to Applicant : 'So why did you leave your previous
job?'
Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very
loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were
going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you
suddenly realized . . . .. that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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John: It's my wife's birthday
Peter: What's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: What did she said?
John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: What did you gave her?
John: playing cards
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