Good one.....Enjoy

A Man
> comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.>
> He took out a gun and killed him.> Wife says "If you
> behave like this, you will lose ALL> your friends".
> > ********************************************> > >
> A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a
> brother"> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" >
> ****************************************> > > What
> is the definition of Mistress?> Someone between the
> Mister and Mattress >
> ***********************************> > > Husband
> asks , "Do U know that the word WIFE means> Without
> Information Fighting Everytime"> Wife replies," No,
> It means ,> With Idiot For Ever !!!" >
> *****************************************> > >
> What's the difference between stress, tension and>
> panic?> Stress is when wife is pregnant,> Tension is
> when girlfriend is pregnant,> And Panic is when both
> are pregnant. >
> ****************************************> > >
> Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?>
> Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
> my> mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
> ran> away. >
>
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> > > A women asks man who is traveling with six
> children,> "Are all these kids Yours??"> The man
> replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and> these
> are customer complaints". >
>
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> > > A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the
> difference> between confident and confidential.> Dad
> says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.>
> Your friend over there, is also my son, that's>
> confidential!" > > > >