kya baat hai!!! A Naughty To All Of you

1. Sardarji: I divorced my wife on d 1st nite.
> Frnd: Why?
> Sardar: I saw d lebel on her panties, "Tested OK
> by Mafatlal & Sons."
>
>
> 2. Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai.
> Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?
> Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein
> security guard k sath naha rahi thi.
>
>
> 3. Blood test k liye ek nurse ne ek sardar ki ungli
> se blood lene k baad ungli chusi, sardara hasa.
> Nurse: Kyun hasa?
> Sardar: Iske baad urine test hai.
>
>
> 4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
> Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make
> me both happy & sad.
> Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's!
>
> 5. Suhag raat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note deke
> kaha- Humne yeh kam kabhi free mein nahin kia.
> Wife ne 200 wapas deke kaha- Humne bhi apno se
> kabhi jyada nahin liya.
>
> 6. A Child asks d priest in chursh, " Is there
> anythng in dis world which attracts you?
> Father replies: "Nun my son, Nun".
>
> 7. Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man
> raped ur wife?
> Sardar lifted Sardarni's saari & undrwr & said,
> "Here, my lord, here."

hilarious

hi friend ,
kya baat hai its really good hassi ruk hi nahi rahi hai . thank for sharing.

good one....

good jokes

Lakshmi