Keep away from 5 Star hotels

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, MilK , or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" ]
Answer : "Ceylon tea
[Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" [/font]
Answer: "white"[/font]
[Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
[Answer: "With cow milk please. ]
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer:Mineral water
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst [/font]
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