Tell-A-Friend  |  Bookmark Us  |  Sign-Up  |  Help
 
 

Go Back   IndusLadies > Entertainment, Hobbies & Interests > Forward Messages & Jokes
 

Forgot username / password?
Register Now!

Notices

Reply Post New Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 12:15 AM
vidyasundar's Avatar
Junior ILite
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
City: Um Al Hassam
State: manama
Country: Bahrain
Posts: 238
Referrals: 1
Default Break....... fasttt.............

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"




The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

r
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 12:25 AM
malspie's Avatar
Platinum ILite
Local Champion
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
City: Navi Mumbai
State: Maharashtra
Country: India
Posts: 3,465
Referrals: 1
Blog Entries: 20
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

It was really hilarious.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 02:26 AM
Jananikrithsan's Avatar
Gold ILite
Local Champion
 
Join Date: May 2007
City: Chennai
State: Tamil Nadu
Country: India
Posts: 1,017
Referrals: 1
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

Thats' tit for tat. Let people do peacefully, what they are good at.
__________________
Cheers,
Janani
-----------------------------------------
Never make someone a priority in you life,
when you are only an option in theirs!!!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 02:42 AM
sunkan's Avatar
Platinum ILite
 
Join Date: May 2005
City: bangalore
State: karnataka
Country: India
Posts: 4,779
Referrals: 25
Blog Entries: 75
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

My My Way To Go, Not Bad U Have Shown A Very Intelligent Guy Here, Usually They R A Confused Lot...sunkan
__________________
ramana's q and a follows now in blog
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 04:36 AM
sujakalyan's Avatar
Senior ILite
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
City: dubai
State: dubai
Country: United Arab Emirates
Posts: 478
Referrals: 3
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

hi vidhya

thats a good one!!!
__________________
bye
suj
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 05:15 AM
Vysan's Avatar
Gold ILite
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
City: Muscat
State: Muscat
Country: Oman
Posts: 1,261
Referrals: 2
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

Quote:
Originally Posted by sunkan View Post
My My Way To Go, Not Bad U Have Shown A Very Intelligent Guy Here, Usually They R A Confused Lot...sunkan
Hi vidya,

That was a good one....

Dear Sunkan, I dont know where from u got that idea.... I never thought u have such beautiful thoughts....

Veda
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 06:29 AM
Junior ILite
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
City: Bangalore
State: Karnataka
Country: India
Posts: 124
Referrals: 0
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

Hello Vidya,
That was really good.
Meenakshi Rajan
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 09:33 AM
Sashmitaa's Avatar
Junior ILite
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
City: Eden Prairie
State: Minneapolis
Country: United States
Posts: 248
Referrals: 1
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

Ha Ha Ha That is hilarious

Lakshmi
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 26th September 2007, 01:06 PM
Sriniketan's Avatar
Platinum ILite
Forum Moderator
 
Join Date: May 2007
City: Charleston
State: West Virginia
Country: United States
Posts: 4,198
Referrals: 1
Blog Entries: 108
Default Re: Break....... fasttt.............

Vidya,
A nice one, to make people understand what one goes through!
sriniketan
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
ReplyPost New Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Give me a break............. Arunarc Forward Messages & Jokes 1 4th March 2008 04:21 AM
This Thread Will Never Break!! malspie Snippets of Life 40 3rd March 2008 10:50 AM
I am taking a break ! maya08 Community Chit-Chat 3 23rd December 2007 02:20 AM
Break Up Letter priyauc Forward Messages & Jokes 7 27th October 2007 08:46 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:44 AM.