Sardar Jokes

> Once a Sardar was travelling in a bus when the
> driver puts break, sardar falls on a girl...
> Girl::badhmash,kya kar rahe ho?
> Sardar::Jee..mai punjab university mai final year BA
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> American:::Hamare America mai war ho gaya hai
> Sardar:::::hamare india mai to roz war hai...
> American:::wo kaise???
> Sardar:::::somWAR,mangalWAR,budhWAR
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> Sardar complaints to police::Sir all items in my
> house r missing except the TV.
> Police:::: Why the thief did not take the TV?????
> Sardar::::I was watching TV naa.
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> Sardar came to exam hall with a plumber
> Teacher:::Why have you brought a plumber along??
> Sardar::::Sir,I heard that the question paper is
> leaked...
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> Sardar in an interview
> Intervier:::Where were u born?
> Sardar::::::Chekoslovakya
> Intervier:::Tell the spelling
> Sardar::::::sorry sir, I was born in Goa

Hi,

Nice jokes....

Veda

seeing some of these sardar jokes it reminded me of one.. here goes..

An NRI sardar lady from UK went to the Gurudwara and addressed the gyani ji:

"Gyani jee aaj mai thodey kole badi vaadi "ass" lekey aayi haan"

Gyani jee replied
"mai vekhya jadon tusi mattha tekya"

Good ones......

Good one.......

good one

Good ones!
Regards,
Sharada