Law Of Queue

Law of queue


Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

SUNKAN

Dear Sunkan,

Great ones... Absolutely true....

Veda