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Old 19th September 2007, 05:23 AM
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*MY KIND OF GAL*

*Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well
known artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat diamond earrings, a
large 2 carat diamond ring with baguetes...glimmering emerald
bracelets and a beautiful red ruby pendant."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things".

I know" said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband
is having an affair with his secretary. When I die, I'm sure he will
marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."*
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hi,

Good one...
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Good one.....
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Hi,

That was a good revenge...... hahahahah

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