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| *MY KIND OF GAL* *Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well known artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat diamond earrings, a large 2 carat diamond ring with baguetes...glimmering emerald bracelets and a beautiful red ruby pendant." "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things". I know" said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die, I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."* |
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