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Old 13th September 2007, 03:32 PM
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Lessons in Logic


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
......................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
......................................................................

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
......................................................................

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
......................................................................

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
......................................................................

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
......................................................................

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
......................................................................

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
......................................................................

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
......................................................................

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
......................................................................

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
......................................................................

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
......................................................................

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
......................................................................

'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
......................................................................

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
......................................................................



'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
......................................................................

'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
......................................................................

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
......................................................................

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

......................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........







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Good logic, Madhu!I liked the logic in 'light travels faster that sound' and the last one very much.Sriniketan
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good one Madhu!
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Hi Madhu,

I liked all of them... Good logic.... Thanks for Posting
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Hi,

Good Lesson on logic...

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Good one Madhu!!!
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hi,

good one madhu
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Great Post Madhu,

I will use it as my friday weekend joke for my colleagues.

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Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
......................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
......................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
......................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
......................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
......................................................................
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
......................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
......................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
......................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
......................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
......................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
......................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
......................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
......................................................................
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
......................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
......................................................................

'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
......................................................................
'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
......................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
......................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
......................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........







What more can I say....Nice Post

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