We are all Indians

Here's something to enjoy for all of us since we are all Indians :)

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We are like this only So true , so very true .........

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum
foil.

3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the
Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam,
Kamini & Shamini.)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their
real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the
remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they
won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and
Aunties" will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is for
special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as
possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic
utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel
means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ( And they prefer
it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or
receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose
daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity

of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've
eaten, even if it's midnight .

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have
improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their
lungs
when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting
dirty.

33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

Professor: Could u tellme what is the nitrate of sodium?

Student : Must uask her sir? Surely the night rate must be double the
day rate

Dear Manju,

As a Proud Indian...... I cannot accept everything whatever you have said.....

Some of the things are used only by Indians because of their food habits...

If you count the number of family members come out of a Saudi family picnic... then you will take back that statements....

But onething is sure... Indians outside India and the same people when they enter India and their behaviours are totally different....

Mighty Indian

Veda

Dear Veda,

That was just a joke.... Please don't take that seriously... Even I am very proud to be an Indian... I don't want to go out of India and stay also... I love my land and its people very much....

That was a forward sent to me by one of my uncles... So please don't have any bad feelings...

Originally Posted by manjumnair

Dear Veda,

That was just a joke.... Please don't take that seriously... Even I am very proud to be an Indian... I don't want to go out of India and stay also... I love my land and its people very much....

That was a forward sent to me by one of my uncles... So please don't have any bad feelings...

Dear Manju,

I dont have any bad feelings... This is not the first time I am reading this joke... Even I have laughed at it.... But after coming over here, I have seen lot of things.... Sometimes I felt we are making joke of ourselves for nothing.... Next week I will give you line by line what is happening with other country people.... Then you yourself will think and agree with me.......

Thanks.... Keep posting....

Veda